teapotsahoy:

charminglyantiquated:

today I learned that in the 1600s the Pasha of Algiers made it a capital offense to remove one’s thumbs from one’s girdle while having an argument, in an attempt to limit brawling. as a result, street fights are reported to have become a combination of shouting vicious insults, headbutting each other, and trying to punch one another with their elbows. i am imagining five or six enraged men furiously trying so hard to kill each other with only their elbows, and i am laughing so hard i am fucking wheezing

Either eliminate brawling, or invent slapstick, so either way, win.

(via possiblythreefourthspeahen)

pissdracula:

every time a bro says no homo, their homo flows into me, and i become Powerful

(via doomslock)

militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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beccyorange:

bunnies-or-midgets:

OMG

I just realized that Rose is stuck for the rest of her life with a man who occasionally talks like Donna Noble

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I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT UNTIL I SAW THIS POST OMG

(Source: incredibletrash, via daughterofwinterhell)

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

(Source: poopoopuffs, via mjolnirismypenis)

  • Herc: 

    So we're fine. As long as no one clones any Kaiju.
  • Newt: 

    Question.
  • Herc: 

    What's your question, Newton?
  • Newt: 

    I cloned Kaiju.
  • Herc: 

    What.
  • Newt: 

    You told me to.
  • Herc: 

    How many?
  • Newt: 

    I have done nothing but clone kaiju for three years.

musicals-are-punk-rock:

support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

support femme trans men

support masculine trans women

just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

(via sodii)

crohns-sucks:

neecygrace:

Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of a car parked in a handicapped space and said to yourself “they look too young or they don’t look disabled.” I’m going to go with yes you have, because we all have at one time. I can’t remember doing it, but before I understood the difficulties of invisible illness when I was younger I probably did. Let me ask you this though, when you had that thought was it because you knew with 100% certainty that they weren’t handicapped or did you assume that because of their age and/or not seeing a cane, walker or wheelchair? All I’m asking is that we stop and think when we someone need a mobility aid, park in a handicapped space or say they are disabled that we remember this “DISABILITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE OR APPEARNACE.” #spoonie #invisibleillness #disability #chronicillness #rheumatoidarthritis #lupus #fibromyalgia #myofascialpainsyndrome

If nothing else, this post needs to be seen around the internet more. This harassment is not okay and no one should have to deal with it on top of having an invisible illness. This is just another form of anonymous bullying to add to the internet bullying these TROLLS are capable of.
If you are healthy, please reblog.If you are sick, please reblog.If you have a disability, please reblog.If you have an invisible illness, please reblog.If you know someone with a disability, please reblog.If you are a human being, please reblog.Let’s spread the word and help those of us that may not look like it. 
Ignorance isn’t bliss, ignorance is ignorance. 

crohns-sucks:

neecygrace:

Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of a car parked in a handicapped space and said to yourself “they look too young or they don’t look disabled.” I’m going to go with yes you have, because we all have at one time. I can’t remember doing it, but before I understood the difficulties of invisible illness when I was younger I probably did. Let me ask you this though, when you had that thought was it because you knew with 100% certainty that they weren’t handicapped or did you assume that because of their age and/or not seeing a cane, walker or wheelchair? All I’m asking is that we stop and think when we someone need a mobility aid, park in a handicapped space or say they are disabled that we remember this “DISABILITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE OR APPEARNACE.” #spoonie #invisibleillness #disability #chronicillness #rheumatoidarthritis #lupus #fibromyalgia #myofascialpainsyndrome

If nothing else, this post needs to be seen around the internet more. This harassment is not okay and no one should have to deal with it on top of having an invisible illness. This is just another form of anonymous bullying to add to the internet bullying these TROLLS are capable of.

If you are healthy, please reblog.
If you are sick, please reblog.
If you have a disability, please reblog.
If you have an invisible illness, please reblog.
If you know someone with a disability, please reblog.
If you are a human being, please reblog.

Let’s spread the word and help those of us that may not look like it. 

Ignorance isn’t bliss, ignorance is ignorance. 

(via cuddlytogas)

chatterboxrose:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

I’M SO MAD AT VINE’S TIME LIMIT I WANTED TO HEAR THE COP’S HIGH NOTE THOUGH

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via moonrisesailor)

cutemutant:

autumnbasicallyhufflepuff:

cutemutant:

>anti semitism is on the rise
>jewish people are #1 in america for religious motivated hate crimes, #2 in america for hate crimes in general
>the reason a lot of us are in a diaspora is bc we have been kicked out of just about every country we tried to make a home
>”ok but are white jews really oppressed in the US? thats the important issue here. i need an excuse to exclude you from my liberation movement.”

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thank you for the source!!!

(Source: katherinelehnsherr, via daughterofwinterhell)

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