lifeastoldbygingerr asked

Imagine Sam and Bucky going grocery shopping and Bucky getting excited over all of the food that he's missed out on over the years

imaginebucky:

Sam films him the entire time they’re shopping, then makes an incredibly popular youtube video called “Old Man Yells at Food”. Popular quotes include: 

"Quinoa. How the fuck do you pronounce this?" 

"Marshmallow fluff in a jar. I’ve seen everything now. What do you even put this on? It doesn’t matter, it’s going on everything." 

"Baconnaise. I can’t decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for, or the perfect example of it." 

"I’m going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life." 

"Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate granola properly." 

"Wait, I’m confused, is yogurt a desert now or not?" 

"It’s HOW MUCH??" 

"Everything’s ‘instant’ now, instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. That has to be false advertising." 

"Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong." 

"Mini bagel pizzas. This is heaven, isn’t it? I died and God- uh, Thor’s dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me into heaven." 

wlntersxldier:

in which clint barton is a child who doesn’t like people questioning his toys

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translightfield:

like for Laverne cox

reblog for Laverne cox

ignore for badly seasoned, under cooked french fries

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notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

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theladyragnell:

think of all the goat puns courfeyrac would come up with, though. just a consistent stream of puns.

They would really get Enjolras’s goat. There would be jokes about hiring nannies, the fact that all the goats together make up a billy club. They would milk the puns for all they were worth.

And one night, after a particularly egregious pun, Enjolras would just yell “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” and for the rest of their lives he would refuse to confirm or deny if he meant it to be a pun or not

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okay but listen to this song and tell me there doesn’t need to be a dw fanvid to it.

geniusbee:

geniusbee:

yeah also i fell a little bit in lust with burn gorman while i’ve been gone but don’t worry it’s just a fling 

August 16, 2013. A day that will live in infamy. 

futsingaround:

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

serious hair goals

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toraberushimeri asked

Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?

theladyragnell:

See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.

Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.

Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.

Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?

One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.

Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.

Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.

Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.

Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.

Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((

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