thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via sodii)

i had an oc once. [sucks on whiskey-flavoured cigarette] that was before… before the fanfic and thesis came… [single manly rugged tear]

[clasps ur shoulder]

u can revive them. i believe in u.

(Source: jimmriarty, via itsacrimescene)

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.

The Animated Self Portrait 

T.S Abe

(Source: tsabe.co.uk, via sallydonovan)

hello yes i am bored

tell me about your ocs?

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

(via sapphicdalliances)

lesmizbway:

Marius Pontmercy is the ambassador of White People Problems.

(via sapphicdalliances)

hippano:

I was chatting with cheshiresden yesterday about creepypasta and was prompted to draw Jim in the style of Junji Ito. Creepy, no?? (⊙︿⊙) If you don’t know Junji Ito, he’s this incredible horror manga artist and you can find a ton of his work online. If you like creepy, check out Hanging Balloons or The Enigma of Amigara Fault. If you don’t like creepy, I’m sorry for giving you nightmares tonight.

hippano:

I was chatting with cheshiresden yesterday about creepypasta and was prompted to draw Jim in the style of Junji Ito. Creepy, no?? (⊙︿⊙) If you don’t know Junji Ito, he’s this incredible horror manga artist and you can find a ton of his work online. If you like creepy, check out Hanging Balloons or The Enigma of Amigara Fault. If you don’t like creepy, I’m sorry for giving you nightmares tonight.

(via itsacrimescene)

feriowind:

okay finished i guess since i don’t feel like coloring this haha

newt and hermann arguing forever…..

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

(Source: graybles, via daughterofwinterhell)

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